Quote #2805
Name me and emperor who was ever struck by a cannonball.
Quote #16564
Principal Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic...
Quote #4268
When you cannot get a compliment any other way pay yourself one.
Quote #859
Love is much like a wild rose, beautiful and calm, but willing to draw...
Quote #24215
I believe that whoever tries to think things through honestly will soon recognize how...
Quote #4715
A little wonton money, which burned out the bottom of his purse.
Quote #34327
Sexually,we are all competing for the same seat on the bus and the thing...
Quote #28840
Wisdom denotes the pursuing of the best ends by the best means.
Quote #23389
Happiness hates the timid So does science
Quote #10017
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.