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Eventually, alas, I realized the main purpose of buying cocaine is to run out...
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If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters, they might write all the...
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To ask advice is in nine cases out of ten to tout for flattery.
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It is my settled opinion, after some years as a political correspondent, that no...
Quote #13562
Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
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All that is gold does not glitter; not all those that wander are lost.
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Be humble, for the worst thing in the world is of the same stuff...
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There is nothing worse than falling prey To someone else’s confusion.
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A life of leisure and a life of laziness are two different things.
Quote #12568
In journalism, there has always been a tension between getting it first and getting...