Quote #34262
If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.
Quote #33409
I’m still an atheist, thank God.
Quote #18925
He is a self-made man, very much in love with his creator.
Quote #2382
Cleaning anything involves making something else dirty, but anything can get dirty without something...
Quote #32944
Some men have thousands of reasons why they cannot do what they want to,...
Quote #10446
The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations...
Quote #11777
Fatigue makes cowards of us all.
Quote #3910
Most conversations are simply monologues delivered in the presence of witnesses.
Quote #19776
A dream can be nurtured over years and years and then flourish rapidly. ....
Quote #10338
I say that a man must be certain of his morality for the simple...