Quote #21808
When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is.
Quote #1157
Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence...
Quote #19867
Example is not the main thing in influencing others it’s the only thing.
Quote #1503
The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living...
Quote #29273
Nobody loves me but my mother, and she could be jivin’, too.
Quote #19169
Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
Quote #2020
One of the delights known to age, and beyond the grasp of youth, is...
Quote #6291
The trouble with facts is that there are so many of them.
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #23011
Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths...