Quote #31945
Handguns are a public-health problem.
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I hate music, especially when it’s played.
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No good deed goes unpunished.
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We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the...
Quote #23080
Every man wishes to be wise, and they who cannot be wise are almost...
Quote #5606
A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says...
Quote #29613
The proper function of man is to live – not to exist.
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Everybody has difficult years, but a lot of times the difficult years end up...
Quote #24653
There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they...
Quote #28781
Instead of loving your enemies, treat your friends a little better.