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Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is...
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To this end was I born, and for this cause came I into the...
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The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you...
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Life must be lived as play.
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Fettucine Alfredo is just Macaroni and cheese for adults
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Never does the human soul appear so strong and noble as when it foregoes...
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Respect yourself most of all.
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A tough lesson in life that one has to learn is that not everybody...
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There’s only so much you can do, but if somebody doesn’t give you a...
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Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.