Quote #34181
An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn’t take his education too seriously.
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That’s not painting, that’s Paint-By-Numbers. That’s therapy for the artistically challenged. That’s what they...
Quote #2998
To some lawyers all facts are created equal.
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Some people say it is better to appear foolish than open your mouth and...
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If you want to win friends, make it a point to remember them. If...
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There is no observation more frequently made by such as employ themselves in surveying...
Quote #6696
All successful newspapers are ceaselessly querulous and bellicose. They never defend anyone or anything...
Quote #18500
Before the gates of excellence the high gods have placed sweat long is the...
Quote #10251
When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others...
Quote #14203
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be...