Quote #25182
Man’s many desires are like the small metal coins he carries about in his...
Quote #30364
There are no eternal facts, as there are no absolute truths.
Quote #19594
There is no calamity greater than lavish desires. There is no greater guilt than...
Quote #1722
Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for...
Quote #27803
Brain researchers estimate that your unconscious database outweighs the conscious on an order exceeding...
Quote #1764
Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile.
Quote #15991
Offended vanity is the great separator in social life.
Quote #31296
My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists.
Quote #10900
If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.
Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...