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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #2466
Fashions are the only induced epidemics, proving that epidemics can be induced by tradesmen.
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If I had to select one quality, one personal characteristic that I regard as...
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I sit beside my lonely fire and pray for wisdom yet for calmness to...
Quote #3105
The only thing I like about rich people is their money.
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History repeats itself historians repeat each other.
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When humor goes, there goes civilization.
Quote #25550
Irony is the hygiene of the mind.
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If a man will begin with certainties, he shall end in doubts; but if...
Quote #678
I agree with everything you say, but I would attack to the death your...