Quote #5001
They say that the wages of sin is death. But after taxes its just...
Quote #34131
I’ve always thought that a big laugh is a really loud noise from the...
Quote #29256
On Fathers Day, we again wish you all happy birthday.
Quote #11272
Advice is like snow; the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon, and...
Quote #11319
Arrogance is a kingdom without a crown.
Quote #3571
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
Quote #6100
Drama is life with the dull bits cut out.
Quote #2393
“9W”Answer to the question: Do you spell your name with a V, Mr. Vagner?
Quote #6027
Where principle is involved, be deaf to expediency.
Quote #3548
Stay away from needle drugs. Richard Nixon is the only dope worth shooting.