Quote #2814
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
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In the morning be first up, and in the evening last to go to...
Quote #7917
Cannibals prefer those who have no spines.
Quote #34649
My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they’re in August.
Quote #1237
A torn jacket is soon mended; but hard words bruise the heart of a...
Quote #9137
She is a friend of my mind… The pieces I am, she gather them...
Quote #5707
The attempt to silence a man is the greatest honor you can bestow on...
Quote #28270
If I was a father in a waiting room, and the nurse came out...
Quote #19474
A good excercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up.
Quote #12870
When times are good, be happy, but when time are bad consider; God has...