Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28154 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If you’re in a boxing match, try not to let the other guy’s glove...
Andrew Schneider Quote #34768 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 What are man and woman if not members of two very different and warring...
Johnny Carson Quote #3847 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn...
Rodney Dangerfield Quote #11032 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
George Orwell Quote #18874 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Society has always seemed to demand a little more from human beings than it...
Arthur Schopenhauer Quote #14051 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 All truth passes through 3 stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently...
Sir Laurence Olivier Quote #276 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I take a simple view of life: keep your eyes open and get on...
Willem de Kooning Quote #23490 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all your time.
Cicero Quote #7762 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The name of peace is sweet, and the thing itself is beneficial, but there...
Henri Poincare Quote #10254 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Science is facts; just as houses are made of stones, so is science made...