Quote #907
Oh, the tangled webs we weave When we practice to deceive.
Quote #8610
I was born old and get younger every day. At present I am sixty...
Quote #387
My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a...
Quote #663
Half of the modern drugs could well be thrown out of the window, except...
Quote #3789
Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem more afraid...
Quote #13176
The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a...
Quote #31305
To endure is the first thing that a child ought to learn, and that...
Quote #5594
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
Quote #26715
The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
Quote #6795
The thing I hate about an argument is that it always interrupts a discussion.