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I felt like poisoning a monk.
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Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he...
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Much learning does not teach understanding.
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Money doesn’t always bring happiness. People with ten million dollars are no happier than...
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The greatest discovery of my generation is that man can alter his life simply...
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The deep joy we take in the company of people with whom we have...