Quote #4564
The time to stop talking is when the other person nods his head affirmatively...
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Isn’t it funny how whenever we go to a county fair or a state...
Quote #12359
Never regret yesterday. Life is in you today, and you make your tomorrow.
Quote #406
Politeness is one half good nature and the other half good lying.
Quote #29710
Friendships, like marriages, are dependent on avoiding the unforgivable.
Quote #23961
Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all...
Quote #16148
No company is preferable to bad, because we are more apt to catch the...
Quote #9265
Colleges typically did not tell you that ninety percent of your education came after...
Quote #1239
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Quote #30138
Childhood is that wonderful time when all you need to do to lose weight...