Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28379 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If the captain invited me to his party, after he had whipped me earlier...
Office Space Quote #18080 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Samir No, not again. I… why does it say paper jam when there is...
William Arthur Ward Quote #13587 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it,...
Marcus Aurelius Antoninus, Meditations Quote #4660 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Think not disdainfully of death, but look on it with favor; for even death...
Adlai Ewing Stevenson Quote #31881 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 As citizens of this democracy, you are the rulers and the ruled, the law-givers...
(Anon.) Quote #19168 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Who’s General Failure and why’s he reading my disk
Thomas Jefferson Quote #9217 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting...
Thomason Quote #15620 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Peace is the happy, natural state of man; war corruption, his disgrace.
Josh Billings Quote #135 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one...
Harry S Truman Quote #18980 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If you tell Congress everything about the world situation, they get hysterical. If you...