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The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
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To harken to evil conversation is the road to wickedness..
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You write in order to change the world, knowing perfectly well that you probably...
Quote #22066
Cogito ergo sum.
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The best way to find something you have lost is to buy a replacement.
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When you tell the truth, people listen.
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If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of...
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Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
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The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
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You have all the characteristics of a popular politician a horrible voice, bad breeding,...