Quote #16979
Adopt the pace of nature.
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Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of...
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The older I get, the more I feel almost beautiful…
Quote #33273
The United States is a nation of laws badly written and randomly enforced.
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I do not believe today everything I believed yesterday I wonder will I believe...
Quote #27691
It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all,...
Quote #6219
Cogito ergo sum. (I think; therefore I am.)
Quote #18692
Every young man would do well to remember that all successful business stands on...
Quote #3870
No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the...
Quote #29980
I call a fig a fig, a spade a spade.