Quote #16542
Anyone that wants the presidency so much that he’ll spend two years organizing and...
Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #32966
It ever has been since time began, And ever will be, till time lose...
Quote #2309
Aliter catuli longe olent, aliter sues. (“Puppies and pigs have a very different smell.”)
Quote #29167
Don’t sacrifice your political convictions for the convenience of the hour.
Quote #20685
This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor to change the character...
Quote #27423
Habit is either the best of servants or the worst of masters.
Quote #13758
Dost thou not know, my son, with how little wisdom the world is governed?
Quote #938
The society which scorns excellence in plumbing as a humble activity and tolerates shoddiness...
Quote #16093
The worst thing you can possibly do is worrying and thinking about what you...