Quote #4165
A young man is embarrassed to question an older one.
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Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of...
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Between eigtheen and twenty, life is like an exchange where one buys stocks, not...
Quote #26032
All technology should be assumed guilty until proven innocent.
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Most of the time I don’t have much fun. The rest of the time...
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With age come the inner, the higher life. Who would be forever young, to...
Quote #22893
It is not bigotry to be certain we are right but it is bigotry...
Quote #5611
People find life entirely too time-consuming.
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #152
It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God–but...