Quote #25140
Forgive many things in others nothing in yourself.
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Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears; I come to bury Caesar, not to...
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There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The...
Quote #29888
When people ask if the United States can afford to place on trial the...
Quote #8155
When I find myself in the company of scientists, I feel like a shabby...
Quote #29125
I keep my eyes clear and I hit ‘em where they ain’t.
Quote #1991
I have found little that is good about human beings. In my experience most...
Quote #15991
Offended vanity is the great separator in social life.
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You can either hold yourself up to the unrealistic standards of others, or ignore...
Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...