Quote #14587
A specification that will not fit on one page of 8.5×11 inch paper cannot...
Quote #33044
Pour water on a sportswriter — instant horseshit.
Quote #31772
Being over seventy is like being engaged in a war. All our friends are...
Quote #5010
To the person in the bell jar, blank and stopped as a dead baby,...
Quote #12297
Do not fear mistakes, there are none.
Quote #21536
The best measure of a man’s honesty isn’t his income tax return. It’s the...
Quote #12553
To build may have to be the slow and laborious task of years. To...
Quote #21878
Football isn’t a contact sport, it’s a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport.
Quote #5594
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
Quote #10440
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.