Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #18538
I only ask to be free. The butterflies are free.
Quote #21331
It is better to be high-spirited even though one makes more mistakes, than to...
Quote #2687
Was all this bloodshed and deceit – from Columbus to Cortes, Pizarro the Puritans...
Quote #24742
The future you shall know when it has come before then forget it.
Quote #3679
There but for the grace of God goes God.
Quote #22823
Watching football is like watching pornography. There’s plenty of action, and I can’t take...
Quote #24112
There is only one terminal dignity — love.
Quote #1385
There is no need to go to India or anywhere else to find peace....
Quote #23883
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.