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Practical people would be more practical if they would take a little more time...
Quote #1797
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
Quote #18554
Success, recognition, and conformity are the bywords of the modern world where everyone seems...
Quote #11546
Censorship, like charity, should begin at home; but unlike charity, it should end there.
Quote #5865
Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you...
Quote #8831
I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god...
Quote #26413
The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.
Quote #11526
Patience is the companion of wisdom.
Quote #11841
The First Amendment is often inconvenient. But that is besides the point. Inconvenience does...
Quote #18745
Because I could not stop for Death — He kindly stopped for me —...