Quote #5606
A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says...
Quote #34679
A raise is like a martini it elevates the spirit, but only temporarily.
Quote #19707
How many observe Christ’s birthday How few, his precepts O ’tis easier to keep...
Quote #2629
The secret of dealing successfully with a child is not to be its parent.
Quote #31881
As citizens of this democracy, you are the rulers and the ruled, the law-givers...
Quote #27916
I’d rather be lucky than good.
Quote #9459
Force, and fraud, are in war the two cardinal virtues.
Quote #11100
Now there is one outstandingly important fact regarding Spaceship Earth, and that is that...
Quote #10743
Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lessons afterwards.
Quote #23289
Anyone who refuses to speak out off campus does not deserve to be listened...