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Good breeding consists of concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little...
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Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it,...
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A dinner lubricates business.
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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come...
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If I ever become a mummy, I’m going to have it so when somebody...
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To find a fault is easy to do better may be difficult.
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The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge...
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You only live once, but if you live right, once is enough.
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Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
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I am a friend of the working man, and I would rather be his...