Quote #6744
At least two-thirds of our miseries spring from human stupidity, human malice and those...
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Think about a woman. Doesn’t know you’re thinking about her. Doesn’t care you’re thinking...
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Jerry Show me the money
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Batman You killed my parents. The Joker What What What are you talking about...
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Half circus and half Supreme Court.
Quote #6474
Science is the record of dead religions.
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A good listener tries to understand what the other person is saying. In the...
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Far away there in the sunshine are my brightest aspirations. I may not reach...
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Whatever is produced in haste goes hastily to waste.
Quote #31146
The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense.