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Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
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It is one of the maladies of our age to profess a frenzied allegiance...
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You grow up the day you have your first real laugh — at yourself.
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The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, ‘I’m from the government...
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Nothing recedes like success.
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Kindness and intelligence don’t always deliver us from the pitfalls and traps there are...
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Our goals can only be reached through a vehicle of a plan, in which...
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Being shot out of a cannon is always better than being squeezed through a...
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
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The best historian is he who combines knowledge of the evidence with the largest...