Quote #14310
The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking.
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If the scissors are not used daily on the beard, it will not be...
Quote #18834
As one’s gifts increase, his friends decrease.
Quote #24159
No, this trick won’t work…How on earth are you ever going to explain in...
Quote #1832
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
Quote #1791
It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course, you...
Quote #22562
They do not leave home without American Express. … Blame the moral carelessness that...
Quote #22457
Don’t offer me advice give me money.
Quote #28423
When I heard that trees grow a new ‘ring’ for each year they live,...
Quote #25620
Abstainer. A weak man who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.