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Pointing out the comic elements of a situation can bring a sense of proportion...
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It’s a recession when your neighbor loses his job it’s a depression when you...
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According to classical aerodynamics, it is impossible for a bumblebee to fly.
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The human mind treats a new idea the same way the body treats a...
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Minds, like bodies, will often fall into a pimpled, ill-conditioned state from mere excess...
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Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the...
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True greatness consists in the use of a powerful understanding to enlighten oneself and...
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If I am not making music, I have no reason for existing.
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Do thou restrain the haughty spirit in thy breast, for better far is gentle...
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You can never get enough of what you don’t need to make you happy.