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It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to...
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Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both.
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If you think about disaster, you will get it. Brood about death and you...
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Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.
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If you must tell me your opinions, tell me what you believe in. I...
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Real generosity toward the future consists in giving all to what is present.
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Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over,...
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Someone must stand up to those who say, Here’s the key, there’s the Treasury,...
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We are born charming, fresh and spontaneous and must be civilized before we are...
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Usenet isn’t a right. It’s a right, a left, and a swift uppercut to...