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Watching football is like watching pornography. There’s plenty of action, and I can’t take...
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We’re going to raise a lost generation of children unless they are properly disciplined...
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The only calendar I need is just outside my window. With eyes to see...
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Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
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Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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You’re searching, Joe, for things that don’t exist I mean beginnings. Ends and beginnings-there...
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Don’t limit a child to your own learning, for he was born in another...
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Dwell not upon thy weariness, thy strength shall be according to the measure of...
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That which is done out of love always takes place beyond good and evil.
Quote #26722
The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field. No, wait a...