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Every mile is two in winter.
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Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the...
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History is little else than a picture of human crimes and misfortunes.
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There are two times in a man’s life when he should not speculate when...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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The Russians love Brooke Shield because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
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When one door closes another door opens; but we often look so long and...
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A military operation involves deception. Even though you are competent, appear to be incompetent....
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I am convinced that attitude is the key to success or failure in almost...