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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board
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None can love freedom heartily but good men the rest love not freedom, but...
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Nothing changes your opinion of a friend so surely as success – yours or...
Quote #24735
The wisest of the wise may err.
Quote #18934
There are three kinds of lies lies, damned lies, and statistics.
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My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the...
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Math was always my bad subject. I couldn’t convince my teachers that many of...
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America is not only big and rich, it is mysterious and its capacity for...
Quote #6487
Never spend your money before you have it.
Quote #2249
The gods too are fond of a joke