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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same
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Never date a woman you can hear ticking.
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When we discover that the truth is already in us, we are all at...
Quote #19858
To find a friend one must close one eye To keep him, two.
Quote #24957
We are like children, who stand in need of masters to enlighten us and...
Quote #33016
Literature is the orchestration of platitudes.
Quote #23988
Human beings are compelled to live within a lie, but they can be compelled...
Quote #29827
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that,...
Quote #20244
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
Quote #23208
My theory has always been, that if we are to dream, the flatteries of...