Quote #9010
You must pray that the way be long, full of adventures and experiences.
Quote #11997
Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called sons of God.
Quote #30933
Every beetle is a gazelle in the eyes of its mother.
Quote #16413
Imagine the Creator as a stand up commedian – and at once the world...
Quote #18492
Nursing Home Orderly You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now,...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #14232
All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to...
Quote #1639
Fear is that little darkroom where negatives are developed.
Quote #30952
The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.
Quote #116
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the...