Quote #85
I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there.
Quote #33000
It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
Quote #10446
The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations...
Quote #34235
I want to believe in intelligent design, and hence I am suspicious of anything...
Quote #23799
Come to think of it, there are already a million monkeys on a million...
Quote #15055
One may discover a new side to his most intimate friend when for the...
Quote #23419
Words are wise men’s counters, they do but reckon with them, but they are...
Quote #30971
Go often to the house of thy friend for weeds soon choke up the...
Quote #24240
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You...
Quote #25029
For it is in giving that we receive.