Quote #25979
The Holy Spirit makes a man a Christian, and if he is a Christian...
Quote #30038
Money can’t buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy.
Quote #684
Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened...
Quote #12892
Comedy is acting out optimism.
Quote #33293
Any man would be forsworn to gain a kingdom.
Quote #17420
If a man writes a book, let him set down only what he knows....
Quote #2001
God is dead, but fifty thousand social workers have risen to take his place.
Quote #22351
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history...
Quote #21669
Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells.
Quote #20834
Simply the thing I am shall make me live.