Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
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Never judge someone till you’ve walked a mile in their shoes, cause then you’re...
Quote #25321
Literature … is the rediscovery of childhood.
Quote #18254
If I were asked to give what I consider the single most useful bit...
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The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they...
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Forget about the consequences of failure. Failure is only a temporary change in direction...
Quote #11356
Better be quarrelling than lonesome.
Quote #29616
You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.
Quote #30868
True nobility is in being superior to your previous self.
Quote #28572
Self awareness is NOT just a bunch of amino acids bumping together.