Quote #19151
COFFEE.EXE missing. Insert cup and press any key.
Quote #27655
What is to give light must endure burning.
Quote #32910
I think we’re losing our sense of humor instead of being able to relax...
Quote #14344
Reason and free inquiry are the only effectual agents against error.
Quote #598
Eating without conversation is only stoking.
Quote #31887
What do I believe As an American I believe in generosity, in liberty, in...
Quote #11232
A person should want to live, if only out of curiosity.
Quote #7835
Life is lighter than a feather, duty heavier than a mountain.
Quote #17087
I am always at a loss to know how much to believe of my...
Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...