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The computer is a moron.
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I understand that smoking is vaguely inappropriate in certain situations. You know, like an...
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One of the most appalling comments on our present way of life is that...
Quote #1288
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
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If you wish to glimpse inside a human soul and get to know a...
Quote #6891
When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.
Quote #15351
Friendship is a living thing that lasts only as long as it is nourished...
Quote #12385
True strength lies in gentleness.
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America is a country that doesn’t know where it is going but is determined...
Quote #1073
Better stop short than fill to the brim. Oversharpen the blade, and the edge...