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The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed...
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Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone
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Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn’t cure.
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Mike Caldwell, the Padres’ right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight.
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One must desire something to be alive.
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When a day that you happen to know is Wednesday starts off sounding like...
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I wish there could have been an invention that bottled up a memory, like...
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The grandest of all laws is the law of progressive development. Under it, in...
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Be more prompt to go to a friend in adversity than in prosperity.
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The British nation is unique in this respect. They are the only people who...