Quote #15338
Jealousy is the art of injuring ourselves more than others.
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Th’ newspaper does ivrything f’r us. It runs th’ polis foorce an’ th’ banks,...
Quote #3188
Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be...
Quote #29644
I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier...
Quote #433
In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity.
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The spirit of a person’s life is ever shedding some power, just as a...
Quote #17664
Man’s capacity for justice makes democracy possible but man’s inclination to injustice makes democracy...
Quote #7053
They think to little who talk to much.
Quote #3101
I hate the pollyanna pest who says that all is for the best.
Quote #29367
We can’t take any credit for our talents. It’s how we use them that...