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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
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Happiness is a warm puppy.
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You may encounter defeats, but you must not be defeated.
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Roam abroad in the world, and take thy fill of its enjoyments before the...
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Like having your own licence to print money.
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Early morning hath gold in its mouth.
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Chess is as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you can find outside...
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We can do anything we want to if we stick to it long enough.
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He that blows the coals in quarrels that he has nothing to do with,...
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The computer is a moron.