Quote #4626
A liar should have a good memory.
Quote #27333
There are some days I practice positive thinking, and other days I’m not positive...
Quote #1899
God seems to have left the receiver off the hook and time is running...
Quote #20794
Surfing on the Internet is like sex everyone boasts about doing more than they...
Quote #25557
But thou, O man of God, flee these things and follow after righteousness, godliness,...
Quote #33567
After my recent brush with voicelessness, I thought I’d share with you a few...
Quote #18970
Death be not proud, though some have called thee Mighty and dreadfull, for thou...
Quote #2414
The scenery in the play was beautiful, but the actors got in front of...
Quote #19686
A life of leisure and a life of laziness are two different things.
Quote #23875
There is still no cure for the common birthday.