Quote #15249
True humor springs not more from the head than from the heart. It is...
Quote #5861
Memory is the greatest of artists, and effaces from your mind what is unnecessary.
Quote #1799
Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable.
Quote #3942
The Constitution gives every American the inalienable right to make a damn fool of...
Quote #26061
If all the world is a stage and life is just a play upon...
Quote #21873
The office of president is a bastardized thing, half royalty and half democracy, that...
Quote #1164
There is no limit to stupidity. Space itself is said to be bounded by...
Quote #20211
Practice is everythingThis is often misquoted as Practice makes perfect.
Quote #33822
Im good enough, Im smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
Quote #6967
Whatever is worth doing at all is worth doing well.