Quote #3468
Do not expose your LaserWriter to fire or intense heat.
Quote #19217
Want to make your computer go really fast Throw it out a window.
Quote #13172
Tell me….And I Forget, Teach me…..And I Learn, Involve Me…..And I Remember.
Quote #15957
Error always addresses the passions and prejudices; truth scorns such mean intrigue, and only...
Quote #29071
All wish to possess knowledge, but few, comparatively speaking, are willing to pay the...
Quote #24542
Nonsense is so good only because common sense is so limited.
Quote #6953
It is a denial of justice not to stretch out a helping hand to...
Quote #13164
The ingenious are always fanciful, and the truly imaginative never otherwise than analytic.
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The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love...
Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...