Quote #1921
In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward mobile.
Quote #31516
There is no doubt that life is given us, not to be enjoyed, but...
Quote #30613
Formula for success Underpromise and overdeliver.
Quote #10228
God is a verb.
Quote #2259
After all is said and done, a lot more will be said than done.
Quote #26942
Golf is like a love affair if you don’t take it seriously, it’s no...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #13759
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I...
Quote #5595
Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future.
Quote #10872
We are weighed down, every moment, by the conception and the sensation of Time....