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Our incomes are like our shoes; if too small, they gall and pinch us;...
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Brevity is the soul of wit.
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The only time anyone has ever gotten into serious trouble was when he decided...
Quote #32610
The great consolation in life is to say what one thinks.
Quote #18818
He who has not looked on Sorrow will never see Joy.
Quote #20067
An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
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The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds and...
Quote #16059
Wise men are not always silent, but they know when to be.
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And for the season it was winter, and they that know the winters of...
Quote #11588
All romantics meet the same fate someday. Cynical and drunk and boring someone in...