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For this invention of yours will produce forgetfulness in the minds of those who...
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An educated man … is thoroughly inoculated against humbug, thinks for himself and tries...
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Nothing is so frequent as to mistake an ordinary human gift for a special...
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Humor is also a way of saying something serious.
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Something tells me that the first mousetrap wasn’t designed to catch mice at all,...
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If you’re pretty happy, but you have a little Chihuahua that’s always biting you...
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Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission.
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A writer is somebody for whom writing is more difficult than it is for...
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The wise determine from the gravity of the case the irritable, from sensibility to...
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If you raise your children to feel that they can accomplish any goal or...